Steven WrightI tried to hang myself with a bungee cord. I kept almost dying.
About This Quote
A bungee cord is a piece of equipment that is used to jump off objects without the use of a parachute. It is made by attaching multiple cords to a large elastic band. Bungee cords are typically used to jump off of tall objects such as buildings or bridges, but they can also be used for fun jumps like this one.
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